WE’RE NOT READY.
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💢 3 Reasons Why This Is Taking So Long
The internet is too loud
Every time we try to write a single line of code, another meme distracting us pops up. It's a miracle we even finished this landing page.
Our cat deleted the database
His name is Pickles. He walked across the keyboard. He looked us in the eye. He knew exactly what he was doing.
We forgot how to code
We spent a week debating if we should use tabs or spaces, then realized we'd forgotten what a semicolon does. It was a dark time.
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STILL HERE?
If you're looking for professional polish, you've come to the wrong neighborhood. We do things differently. Mostly, we do things slowly.
Expect extreme disappointment or slight amusement.
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